the most amazing bathroom

I was gonna buy this house
I guess
it was not in a good neighborhood
it had like a 16 foot high ceiling
with a diorama mural of the history of baseball
the floor had those little hex white tiles
but then it also had deft blue picture tiles


I just want to be able to sit on the porch and drink coffee
I was saying
if I can't feel safe to sit on the porch and drink coffee
I can't buy it