that's like a click-bait title
but it's not entirely untrue
i didn't feel emotionally strong enough to go to work
which, of course, didn't stop me from going
and then
when i went to pee at work
there was a tinge of red
and i'm like
seriously
because
of course
it's not like i have supplies
and i'm wearing pink pants
ok
not actually pink
but rose-brown
which is essentially, dark pink
and
i needed something
and then
when i looked at my 150 new emails on my phone
not really
but it's starting to feel that way-- "cyber week"
i got an email from detox market
which i normally ignore
because they are just a bit much
it's not worth explaining here, but maybe you know what i mean
they had new products
and the very first one contained the word noni
i think maybe they had me at noni
but
it's an eye oil
that rolls on
and the roller ball is rose quartz
it's from australia
look
it wasn't super expensive
in fact for all that
it seemed pretty reasonable
