I'm not sure what this says about me
but
when I'm having a discussion with the cat
I talk to him like
he understands English 100%
and can followed reasoned arguments
when I just a few minutes ago
was discussing whether he'd like breakfast
this is what I said:


kitty
would you like some breakfasses


and
I say most things twice
this is my version of baby talk
cutesified language
and repetition


doesn't seem appropriate
does it


good morning sweetheart