Shirley was there too
obvi
because she can't be left alone
the guy came around to refill our tea
and my mom turns to her
hand me your glass
she literally handed her
by turns
every piece of silverware
and then started on the condiment caddy
she didn't know which thing
on the table
was a glass
I am VERY
VERY
afraid now
I told my mom
after we had her in the car
you better be taking
like every anti dementia supplement
you can get your hands on
she's like
yes
and
I don't want to be like that
so you have to
take me somewhere
where its legal
and have them kill me
good times
