Friday night is a black moon
which seems to mean
a second new moon in a month
which must happen periodically
but
wherever I saw this
was pairing it with some crazy prophecy
like October 3rd we're all getting marked with the number of the beast, and
there won't be any internet anymore
and the rapture will be November 17th
now, I think all this is total nonsense
but
we don't actually have a plan
for Armageddon
so
if all internet connection ceases
I'll try to use the personals
and failing that
I'll try to meet you by the lake
around sunrise, sunset
I think it'll be fine
you can't worry every time a crazy Christian says the world is ending
