censored

i guess you are a campfire girl for the NSA
i'm used to your surveillance
but i only ever spoke to you that once
when i lost my temper
at your tone

you're doing me a favor really
i don't want to
hear what you have to say
and
how can you possibly make me feel bad
that you have everything i want
if you can't rub my nose in it

i was a teenage girl once too
and what you don't know about me
was i hung in a shark pack
where, if you didn't say it first and sharpest
you got eviscerated
so
i could have heather skills, if i wanted

but i don't
i don't want that big lots episcopal DOD
get that girl some aqua net
whatever

you have every right to your privacy
i thank you for it
really