so i went back to work yesterday, but i put myself on the dl

so
got the manager's ok to have help
found the most linebacker-y guy i could get
i figure he probably is my weight class
but he's like six foot somethin
i'm all tellin him
what to put on the dolly
where to take it
where to take it off the dolly
this was radically unpleasant for me
[not that he was unpleasant about it
just
i don't like that dynamic
you work, i "supervise"]

i kid you not
after 45 minutes
he's like:
that's it, right
and i'm all like:
no, you got someplace to be?

anyway
he escaped as soon as he could
and then
i just had to help people buy things
i figure by Monday i oughta be off the dl
and there's not much moving things around i'd be able to do today
i might be tempted to do a little
lifting
gotta be strong
and not