i had a weird sex dream

the guy was someone
I knew him in the dream
but I don't in real life
he looked like one of those underwear models
though
in fairness
I don't think I was actually me
and
it's probably not cheating on dreams
and my alarm went off before
I could do much anyway
but
I kissed him
and I bit his facial stubble
and pulled it with my teeth
which was very very hot
and
I was going to whip him
with a really impressive bullwhip
but
like I said
didn't get that far