master cleanse - day 1

i wasn't sure i would start today
it's a couple days early and i thought
i'd spend the next couple days on the juice
but when i woke up this morning my body said:
start today
please don't make us eat
so i started today which was fine, except
i needed to get more lemons
and i went to the foodie grocery
they have a big juicing operation in produce
the scent of watermelon almost made me lose my mind
well, that's not really true
it just smelled really really really good
this was like 5:30pm
and up till then no food issues
and no big deal anyway

but they say you'll have cravings
as the toxins come out
and this evening
all i wanted
was a big baguette of crusty french bread
with butter
but again
not really a big deal
i don't really eat that anymore anyway
i just imagined it
which was fine

but i guess they weren't kidding about the toxins

and i did say i wanted deeper detox

but i did not expect

vomiting


i feel better now
but the crusty warm bread is even more vivid
so i don't think it's over

i can't honestly say i'm enjoying this
it'll probably get worse before it gets better
whatever
i actually believe it's doing something now