this is still trippin me out so i'll tell you

I gave this woman my credit card
and she said
wow, your name is familiar
are you from H ______
yes
did you go to HS _____
yes
oh
I'm Gretchen _______'s sister
I knew I recognized your name
now
I'm not sure I ever knew Gretchen had a sister
and Gretchen and I had one class together
she was in tenth grade
when I was a senior
and
I graduated thirty years ago

how popular was I?

because that shit never really crossed my mind
but
I mean
I'd be hard pressed to tell you
anyone's name
there are a bunch of people
that I know I knew
can't remember their names