dude, i live in an open carry state

although
i never see anyone with a gun
but
i don't get around much

i went to the bank
and they had this sign on the door
you can't bring a bladed weapon over 5.5 inches onto these premises

i went in
i said
i saw the sign on the door
and i was wondering if we could change that to any weapon
because
even if we are talking knives
five and a half inches is plenty big enough to kill me

and they're like
that's to do with the new law

yeah, i say, i figured
the one where we can carry swords

that's right, they say, that's the one

right
well
that doesn't make any sense to me
who is lobbying to carry swords
why does anyone even think they need to carry a sword

but
regardless
couldn't the sign say NO weapons

but they just mumbled
about new signage coming
temporary sign
the bank
will remain
a free range zone
for guns and all bladed weapons
as long as they are under five and a half inches

this makes less sense to me
than the fact that i can now legally walk around
like a character in kill bill